Dan Sonderman announces second week of Dan

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Dan Sonderman announces second week of Dan


The second week of Dan has been announced for spring break, March 24-30. Lindenwood Senior Dan Sonderman will spend spring break doing absolutely nothing. The week of Dan is a spin-off Seinfeld’s “The summer of George” where character George Costanza quits his job and decides to spend the summer doing nothing.

According to Sonderman, the first week of Dan, two years ago, was huge success.

“I sat around and played video games,” he said. “It was great, no deadlines or papers due, just great.”
For this week of Dan, Sonderman plans to spend his time writing, sleeping, reading and other activities.

“I should pick up some extra hours at work,” he said. “But, that kind of defeats the purpose. I want to remain as unproductive as possible.

Sonderman will still have to work a couple of shifts, but he remains optimistic.
“What can you do,” he said. “At least I won’t have to study or anything."

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