Next time someone tells you they haven't seen you in a while, tell them you were abducted by aliens, then look around suspiciously and say "I think they're still watching me"... and then run away. It'll make things more interesting.
Just in case anyone was wondering whom this Dan Sonderman guy is, and chances are you're not but, I’m going to tell you anyway. By day I’m a mild mannered student majoring in journalism, by night I work a hospital supply room delivering supplies to medical people. I also free-lance for two publications. True, I'm not a super-hero (maybe just a hero), but being a 26 year-old college student with job isn't easy.
In case anyone is wondering why I’m 26 and still in college, allow me to explain. When all the other little piggies went to college after high school, this piggy joined the Army.
I joined the army because I wanted to blow stuff up without a court date or possibly a prison sentence. I currently attend Lindenwood University and am the managing editor of the student newspaper.
2 comments:
I just tell them I was on a secret mission for the government. very hush hush. don't trust anyone.
I just tell them I was on a secret mission for the government. very hush hush. don't trust anyone.
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